He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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