got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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