Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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