people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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