Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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