On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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