would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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