How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Two words: blizzard sex
Randomize
