I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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