Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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