He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
