so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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