school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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