There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
areolas are like halos for boobs.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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