i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize