Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
