And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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