"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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