please come you make the beer taste better
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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