He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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