who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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