Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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