Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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