It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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