i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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