i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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