We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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