How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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