Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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