what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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