yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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