I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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