I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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