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dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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