So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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