It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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