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I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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