Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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