It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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