Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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