are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
