Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
this is an emotional support booty call
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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