Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My cat gives me a boner
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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