it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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