32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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