So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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