chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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