Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
