No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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