She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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