But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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