Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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