Pants 0. Shit 1.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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