That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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