sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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