It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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